How the Sith Stole Christmas

Your a mean one, Mr. Vader...

This is how the sith stole Christmas. One day vader got an evil plan to destroy the noisy rebels  once and for all. He disguises himself as Santa and his astromech as a reindeer... and even modifies his Tie fighter with Christmas colors and skis! And so down a snowy slope and up a wintry hill he goes to the Rebelvill with a load of empty sacks on his Tie, all the while being pulled along by his rundown little astromech. When he arrives he quietly sneaks into every house in Rebelvill stealing every thing from lightsabers to blaster rifles, comlinks and bacta tanks, and even the roast porg! As he leaves Rebelvill, his sleigh fighter begins to slip off the slope! But then he hears the Rebels singing... but without a thing to be singing for!

Suddenly Vaders heart grew three times over and he realizes the true meaning of Christmas!

Thank you for reading my parody on the Grinch!