Endor Summer Olympics
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the Light and the Dark Side have finally agreed on how to settle the conflict. The emperor decided they will compete in Endor Olympic Games. Master Yoda endorsed it.
The Emperor proposed the following disciplines:
- Light pole vault
- Football - the ball was too fast and no goal was scored
- Table tennis - each competitor could pick their own racket
- Synchronized swimming
- TIE™ Chariot races - not all teams were able to prepare their machines on time, so they took off with a TIE™ Wheelbarrow
Yoda has chosen the following disciplines:
- Golf
- Shooting - during the Stormtroopers rounds several people were wounded, but no target shield suffered.
- Long jump
- Diving - it turned out that Stormtroopers suits weren't waterproof.
- Fencing - the final match is already in the fifth hour and the winner has not been determined yet.
Everything indicates that the Olympics will end in a draw. We will need to wait until next Winter Olympics on Hoth to find out who will rule the galaxy.
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