Pirate Lifeguard

After countless battles, plundering, other unwholesome activities and doing time, pirate captain Redbeard had decided to lead an honest life and to change profession. He read a job offer as lifeguard and thought to himself that might be the right thing. And who would have thought that he really got the job? He refuses to wear usual lifeguard attire, but that was never an issue for his employers as long as he does his job well!