Neoclassical Space Museum

Welcome to the Neoclassical Space Museum, come on in and explore the history of our space program! As you walk in under a stained-glass window painstakingly constructed from locally sourced lunar dust, you will be entering our aptly named "Landing Zone". When you reach the center of the Landing Zone, don't forget to look up! Don't worry though, lunar gravity is only ~16% of that back on Earth, so our engineers assure us that weak looking cable won't break!*

Once you've got your bearings, there is a lot to see within the museum! On the ground floor, you can explore scale models of ships our ancestors flew, and marvel at how our computer technology has changed over the decades. Follow model monorails up the stairway, which wraps around a 1:1 model of the sounding rockets our predecessors used to analyse atmospheric conditions upon arrival. Upstairs you'll find models of old robotic friends, ships, and suits preserved from the original era of space travel.

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