A 'Yo-ho-ho'-ish Holiday!!
Normal pirates hate holidays, but not this one! James here is a weary, tired and holiday-deprived pirate captain. And he craves for a change. Leaving his parrot Polly and his ship in the hands of the crew, he arranged for the ship to come and pick him up after a week. He packed bananas and ice cream, a sunbathing chair, and his pirate suit, in case he met with difficulties. After finding a nice island with a spot of shade, he left the ship on his surf-boat, and he set off for the dream holiday he never got. James was very happy, since he got his entertainment from watching tourists falling off jet-skis they didn't know how to use in the most funniest ways, and like any normal person, he loved it.
I hope you like this entry of mine, and sorry to any barbarians, pirates, or parrots who feel offended.
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