Velociconda Rex
So a T-rex and a group of voleciraptors were hanging out on this jungle theme park island they had just cleared of a bunch annoying two legged mammals. The T-rex was really gloomy and explained to his raptor cousins that he was sick and tired of everyone making fun of him for his little arms and was worried that for all time his descendents would be the butt of nasty bullying and jokes.
"Hold on," said the smartest of the velociraptors, "We are surrounded by all these labs and science gear why don't we mix a bit of T-rex DNA with some of ours and some of this giant Anaconda we found in the jungle and make a whole new line of dinosaur to come after us. As big and scary as a T-rex, as sinewy, lithe as a snake so it can move and twist into all sorts of shapes and as fast, smart and dexterous as we velociraptors...." and so the Velociconda Rex was born.
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