Nature: House of Mouse

Welcome to "23 Skirting Board Street". Available to let, fully furnished. Come on in! Don't forget to wipe your feet on the welcome mat, pop your umbrella in the umbrella stand and sit down on the comfy armchair. Pull up the side table and settle yourself down with a cup of tea to read the "Daily Cheese" newspaper (delivered each morning). No shortage of entertainment with a bookcase full of books and a limited edition record player. Beautifully furnished with artwork, flowers, decorative floor mat and a handy kitchen table. There's even room for a crib. Comes complete with resident spider and outdoor recycling bin. Low monthly charge due to enormous mousetrap situated just outside the front door. Book your viewing now on 0800 CHEESE.