2093 Gnarly Rabbitson Fat-bunny

It is the year 2093. In years past, science took a major "leap" forward and began tampering with the human genome, combining rabbit and human DNA. The mutants escaped from their protected facility and multiplied like rabbits. Humans, on the other hand, went extinct. The lago-sapiens were inspired by the people of the past and attempted to preserve much of their technology.

That is why we would like to invite you to "hop" on and join us for the latest in motorcycle parody. The 2093 Gnarly Rabbitson fat-bunny has it all.  From its cutesy cotton tail to premium 24 carrot vegetable detailing, this is a once in a lifetime dream ride for any rabbit-motorcycle enthusiast. The fur lined ears are adjustable, allowing maximum impact protection without affecting visibility; and its dual, fold-out cannons provide excellent protection against a variety of would-be assailants. So sit back, relax, and let the wind blow through your "hare" as you take a ride on this baby down the bunny trail.