Santa Palpatine

Twas the night before Return of the Jedi,
as Palpatine looked out the window,
Santa Clause suddenly dropped by!
Palpatine yelled, "What in the world are you?!",
to which Santa replied, "I am Santa. How do you do?
I came to visit and give gifts to you and your friends.
So please, may I come in?"
"Gifts eh?", Palpatine was intrigued.
Then he had an idea, and oh it was mean.

Hooked onto a wall, Santa shouted "Help!"
For Palpatine had taken his clothes and big belt!
"I'm the new Santa now you little whimps!
So come on here and hand me your gifts!"

Those whose gifts, that made him go WHOA,
were rewarded with dark, black coal.
Those people were put into the Nice Zone.
"Whew!", they sighed, "We've escaped his woe!"

But his apprentice Vader, gave a gift that made him repulsed,
he got zapped so hard, for a moment he lost a pulse.
"To the Naughty Zone you go!", his master pointed,
"You have made me really disappointed!"

The real Santa shook his head in sorrow.
How will he please the kids,
who are waking up tomorrow?


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