The Joust of All Jousts

In a faraway medieval land...

We stand in the middle of the battlefield, where two great warriors eye each other. The brave, equestrian Crown Knight gazes at his opponent, Cedric the Bull, the nefarious outlaw who wants to plunder the land. The battleground is empty, and both combatants know that the fate of the war rests on their shoulders.

Soon, the horses begin to charge. Hooves stampede, and the two flashes of red and blue clash into each other! The noble Crown Knight is knocked off his horse, and plummets to the ground! 

Cedric the Bull scoffs at his fallen rival, points his lance, and prepares to deal a final blow. The weakened Crown Knight finds himself defenseless, and accepts his demise.

But wait, a noise in the bushes! Suddenly, a horde of townspeople determined to defend their homeland rush out of forest, and ambush the surprised criminal. Cedric hastily flees the area, never again to return. The land is freed from the threat of the Bulls, and the people celebrate their victory!