The Pirate King

Argh matey we be ready for some plundering. Me heard Captain Redbeard has found a new crew and has found lots of booty. Our trasure island hideout isn't enough any more. Us scaly wags need to catch up all you land lovers can leave now. I need the serious ones like me first mate Jase a true friend he be. Now get those cannons ready boys and watch out for Brickley the sea creature. Let's take that water and drink up me heartys YO HO!