The most epic battle ever!

It started when a minifigure discovered the taste of watermelon. They started to eat them. But the watermelon-guy had seen how beautifull watermelons were being eaten, so he protested against the consumption of them. The minifigures didn't care and trew watermelons at him, untill the flying warrior rescued him. Watermelon-guy came up with a plan and build a mech. He made the flying warrior his general and built a radio to listen to some sick tunes while getting revenge. The minifigures were suprised by the attack. Zane was throwing shiruken in a watermelon, John was searching a lizard and Cole heard his favorite band. He grabbed a hammer and helped watermelon-guy because fans of the same band support each other. Some villans helped watermelon-guy by creating destruction and the other minifigures tried to fight back. But a lot is unknown: Who won, how did the guy get a flying shield, who is the skeleton driving the motorcycle, did John find the lizard and... wich side are you on???