Nature: The Christmas Snake

Good Morning Class, today we are studying the Christmas Snake

The Christmas Snake is only active during the holiday season and is thought to hibernate with stored decorations during the rest of the year. This species has no fangs however it does have a very potent and contagious venom.  Should the Christmas Snake lick you with its snowflake tinsel tongue you will be infected with "The Christmas Spirit".  This is highly contagious and can spread to others nearby.   It's easy to tell the male and female apart.

The male snake looks like a string of Christmas lights that are lit by a bio-luminescence.  They can remain lit for hours at a time, or blink in a variety of patterns.  The sides of the snake resemble a popcorn garland, and the belly is similar to a Christmas ribbon.  The tail resembles a plug at the end of the strand.

The female snake looks like a series of Christmas ornament balls with hooks.  The tail jingles like sleigh bells and has a angel tree topper at its tip

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