A Pirate’s Holiday - 2022 Style

Meet the 2022 Pirate - social distancing on a secluded island and getting a tan on his pale yellow skin (as each day passed in pirate lockdown his skin turned more and more pale). He’s enjoying a prize-winning vegan croissant which he overpaid for on his way to the island while posting selfies on his Instagram #apiratesholiday #jealous His raft is a rouse as his multimillion dollar yacht is anchored offshore. He’s contemplating complaining that his mojito has been served chilled with two ice cubes instead of three. He best not overstay and extend his holiday, otherwise he’ll miss his laser eye surgery on the way home. Such is life for a pirate living in 2022, far from the life of his pirate ancestors who holidayed quite differently 90 years ago. #piratelegacy