A New Type of Piracy

Having been abandoned by the rest of his crew, and with his previous plunders drying up, Captain Redbeard has turned to a new type of piracy. Surfing the net in his space ship, he seeks out old films and turns them to profit.

Alas! In his new endeavours he finds himself becalmed, and his sail is a little floppy. This has given his old foes, the imperial soldiers, a chance to catch him and force him to face justice. Just as well he monitors everyone who comes aboard his ship, as he can drive them back off in a flash.

Okay yeah so I just built this purely to make a bunch of terrible puns. I’m not sorry.