The Bedrock Carnival!

Welcome to the Bedrock Carnival! This place has it all: A pteradon drop ride (Yes, it does actually drop), a raptor petting zoo, a swing ride on a boulder (powered via caveman underneath) (also, the swing really does swing), a knock-down-the-flaming-log-with an apple carnival game, a gyser splash pad, an overpriced restauraunt that roasts fish over magma, a souvenir stand, and a rock balloon cart (unfortunately, the kid in the red's rock balloon popped...). What could possibly go wrong with an unsupervised raptor petting zoo and a boiling gyser splash pad that we allow kids to wander into? Admission is two leaves, please.