Crushrock's Hoverboard

"Take a slow cruise around Bedrock with Crushrock's Hoverboard.  Ease your aching toes after peddling around town al day, and let the breeze waft past you while you take in the sights.  Ride confidently above the cobblestones at our two safe speeds: slow, and really slow!  No need to replace your wheels, as your terrific tortoise team will last for a hundred years (or more!).  Listen to these satisfied customers...

"Yeah man, it was a smooth ride!" - Gary Granite

"After a long day of work, it was nice to have someone else do the walking!" - Jackie Kennrock

"Heh heh, I sure love those turtles!" - Sonny Listone

Buy your Crushrock's Hoverboard today!  Available exclusively at Gimblestones!"