Stegosaurus Solar Panels
Are you feeling the cold of the coming ice age already and don't you feel like waiting for thousands of years before these plants turn into fossil fuel? Then we have the heating solution for you! Our experts will install a hollow tree on your roof and make sure it becomes your local stegosaurus' favourite place for sunbathing. His panels will convert solar power into body heat, which will be transmitted to a stream of hot water running straight into your house. We also take care of the pumping installation. We put an ichtyosaurus in a harness and dangle a tasty ammonite before its eyes. The more you unwind the winch, the more the ichtyosaurus will swim and pump warm water around your house. Stegosaurus solar panels: warm, cheap and clean!
Fun facts:
- Appropriately, "stegosaurus" literally translates to "roof lizard"
- While in the past people believed stegosaurus' solar panels served to regulate body temperature, now most experts assume they were more for defense and attracting partners.
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