Modern Stone Age Texting

Tired of having to communicate in-person? What if you could send your friend a message through the air? Now you can with Stone Age Texting! Its as easy as I, II, III.

1. On a stone tablet, carve your important message, glyph, or poop-emoji
   

2. Use our dinosaur to send your message via SMS (Sauropod Messaging Service).
   

3. The friend receives your message, preferably not in the head.
   

Fine Print

By using SMS you are hereby absolving us of any and all liability due to property damage or bodily injury resulting from hurling heavy stone tablets at high velocity toward unsuspecting recipients.