Zurg's Living Ship

Come on up to Zurg's and test drive the latest Galaxy Exo-plorer from Zeta Nine!

Be the envy of your friends with the latest in biological technology. Modelled on our previous best-seller, the 497XL, this baby has get up and go! Just ask our test pilot Klrzikrrt.

Remember, we're more than just a ship dealership, here at Zurg's we're a family. Look into Zurg Jnr's eye and tell him you would prefer a non-organic ship and he won't believe you. Especially if you don't speak Blorkian. That's the only language he understands.

Don't drool over the controls. (Seriously don't, it's an organic ship. Any liquid spilt over it and it could explode. Whatever you do, don't take a cup or bowl or even a beaker anywhere near it.) Just shake a leaf and go!

But don't take my word for it, come on up and organise a test flight today! Tell 'em ggrrzakkettctc and get anti-grav for only 99999999 extra!