The Conspiracy Theory

Have you ever noticed that some packages contain extra parts that seem to serve no function? We store them away just in case they’ll prove useful in the future. They are placed there by the Black Droid Empire. Didn’t you know? Everyone should know.

Everything is connected and there’s a plan behind it all. Is it aliens? It’s probably aliens. Or maybe it’s the ancient Society of the Brick that controls every aspect of the world around us.

There are windows in this room but they’ve been obscured by the ‘crazy wall’ of a dedicated researcher. While they seem to have stepped out, perhaps to buy more cheese from a pair of adopted pet rats, clearly the task at hand is sorting through an archive of obscure documents. What will happen if you’re still here when they return?