Attack of Snowzilla
This is based off a true story. No really, it is! This event took place in the early 1970s, and it nearly destroyed the world. You see, it's a little known fact that Frosty the Snowman had a younger brother. A GIANT EVIL younger brother. No one quite knows why he's evil, but rumor has it that the magical hat that gave Frosty life, was worn by Scrooge, who stained the hat with darkness and greediness, thus creating the ultimate evil snowman. As he's an evil giant, the most classic thing he could do is destroy a city, so that's what he tried to do. He leaves a trail of destruction(and snow!) wherever he goes, and he's unstoppable since he's snow.
You may just think that he's just a big misunderstood snowman, and is really sweet inside if you just get to know him, but you're wrong. He is EVIL. I do not suggest trying to cuddle with him, because he may just eat or trample you. He is an EVIL EVIL EVIL Snowman.
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