Humpty Dumpty

Have you ever heard of Humpty Dumpty? You probably have. As you can see this doesn't look like Humpty Dumpty. That is because The story of Humpty Dumpty is based off a cannon. The story goes that a large cannon called Humpty Dumpty was on a wall surrounding the city of Colchester. When it was shot off the wall by a Parliamentary cannon. The Royalists(the king's men) were unable to fix or move the cannon to a different part of the wall do it's size and weight.