10 Acts of Pug-Ness...
…because, much like a Pug getting a snack, just one isn’t enough.
Titles in order:
Endless Leak. Streets of lamp-posts (or post-like things) later, and he sill has plenty of liquid to squirt.
Litter-Snack. Digging up and eating cat dirt: the next great advancement in bio-fuel solutions!
Fragrant, Butt Toxic. Need a gas-mask? Nose-peg?
Big Sneeze. Beware projectile-mucus anywhere in front of his nose. Get him a tissue.
Incentivised Walk. Just another few metres (of trying to reach that snack) to work off breakfast.
Bringer of Dark-mess. Trying to beat his own DPW (Dirt-Per-Walk) Record.
Weigh-in. So tiny, yet so heavy. All muscle and totally fit, he maintains a 10kg weight despite eating a lot — and no one knows how he does it.
Eat! Eat! Eat! He’s gluttonous; has a servant bell.
Neighbourhood Chat. Border-defying conversation that every dog in the area just has to participate in — and the Pug barks the loudest.
Dog-Bath Aftermath. The water wasn’t that colour when he got in.
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