Birman’s 7 Tasks for Today…
…out of the many mischievous things she regularly does:
Scratch Chairs. That fabric didn’t look nice anyway.
Reject Every Snack. Rarely likes whatever is available to eat — from a varied, whole-cupboard-filling selection.
Stalk Things. Conspicuously sneaks up on potential snacks/toys.
Appraise Junk. Identifies, nudges and smashes drab decorations/items — from plant pots to an expensive camera!
Climb High. Conquered the scratching post — now aims to reach the roof!
Gnaw Cables. She decides the survival of the cables; zealously nibbles on them despite protests. Not even her loud nemesis: the Vacuum-cleaner, is safe (unless it is turned on),
Snooze (Innocently). Likes to stretch out and rest on human-sized beds; won’t share. Often coughs up remains of cat-grass and fur balls underneath, unconcerned by the hidden mess.
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