The Secret Life of ATM Machines!

The ATM machine has a nice, sleek, (boring) look to distract from the fact that this "automated teller machine" isn't automated at all!

Inside there is a man who slides our bills through the slots to gives them to you. He has all he needs for his 9 to 5 work day: a cup for whatever beverage he chooses, a banana for lunch, a wrench in case anything breaks, and lots of money to put through the machine. Hopefully he won't steal any extra bills... Let's hope they hired an honest person!