The EGGstraordinary Sonic

So, Dr-bald-like-an-egg-whoever-he-thinks-he-is wants me to look like him? Preferably even act like him? Ha! I'm having none of it. I'm just putting on this offending set of regalia of his to show him just how silly his pink nose and starchenhanced mustache really looks. Oh, and those oversized goggles of his did'nt stand a chance against my spines - proof of the poor quality of all his contraptions (the coat I somehow liked. It even, kind of, looked SMASHING, as did the glasses, but don't tell HIM).