Vulpes Vulpes Expecto Patronum (Posable Fox)

Charles Nimblewit, honorary spy extraordinaire, was to meet with an agent of you know who. The dark witch was his cousin thrice removed on his father’s grandmother’s side… or was it? Anyway, the agent was someone’s daughter in his family. Of that he was pretty sure about. Or was he? Stop it, or people will start calling you Dimwit again. The dark witch was to deliver the whereabouts of her returned master! With that information, he would be the hero of the hour. Nobody would call him Dimwit ever again!!

 

However, it should have been obvious that this was all a trap to get rid of influential wizard. He just didn’t know why he was involved… As soon as he got to the rendezvous point, 5 dementors appeared and there was no sign of his cous… aunt… the agent! Thankfully, he perfected his Patronus spell. Some would say it was ironic that his Patronus should be the witty fox! Oh well, it did the job: 2 of the beasts simply disappeared. The other 3 fled north to who knows what end…