Santa MONSTER Hat!

The Santa hat...an iconic fashion piece of the North pole!

Worn by people, elves, and even the old man himself,

it's become a universal symbol, of the season we all love and know!

But, little have been warned of its secret tale of woe!

So listen close now...this story is no joke!

Every year when the season draws cold,

mysterious dark spirits start to take hold,

of the Santa hats you wear, at the comforts of your very own homes!

Some remain normal...but many others don't!

Flip it to check below...and OH! Lo and behold!

There lies a savage beast within, ready to devour your SOUL!!

So please take caution, and don't try to be bold!

For once you put it on...it might never, EVER let go!

From head to toe, the beast will consume you whole and slow,

until there is nothing left...except for your BONES!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!