A Scary Merry Christmas

Have you ever wondered why the Christmas gift you always wanted never made it under the tree? Chances are, your most coveted presents were intercepted and destroyed long before they reached you. Sinister forces like Rein-bats and Skele-elves work tirelessly in the shadows, delivering gifts to their twisted superiors, who gleefully burn them to ash.

From a distance, the holiday landscape might look like a picturesque candy cane forest, but don't be fooled. Take a closer look, and you'll see scythe-like candy cane creatures and tall, hunchbacked elves. And that giant toilet monster? Things only get worse from here. What seems like a friendly snowball fight is anything but—forget about avoiding yellow snow; the rules of this place have long since changed, and these elves seize every chance to launch yellow snowballs from the leaking creature. Even ice skating is dangerous; a monstrous, octopus-like creature lurks beneath the surface, waiting for the moment your skate touches the ice.